Cock-a-doodle eww

Water wasn’t the only thing falling on Capp Street yesterday — it was raining dicks as well.

Hours after yours truly snapped the above photo near 17th and Capp streets on Monday morning, a reader spotted a wayward dong braving traffic outside an elementary school nearly two blocks away.

So many questions. Did one of the 17^th Street dildos migrate north, and OMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Suffice to say, this is hardly the first dicking around we’ve seen.