Category: sexytime

Cock-a-doodle eww

Water wasn’t the only thing falling on Capp Street yesterday — it was raining dicks as well. Hours after yours truly snapped the above photo near 17th and Capp streets on Monday morning, a reader spotted a wayward dong braving traffic outside an elementary school nearly two blocks away. So many questions. Did one of the 17th […]

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But Valentine’s Day isn’t for two weeks!

Love, Capp Street style.

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It’s good to be Dean

Straight (T’s and) A’s.

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Party of one

  Sooo … I found this bullet casing in the street the other day.   Previously: Dildon’t But why? Mission Secrets revealed

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Non-friction

This lube is “never tacky.” But leaving it on the sidewalk near 16th and Mission is.

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Porn enemy

Secret stash get discovered?  

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Anyhow, on Capp yesterday …

New diet fad? (Modesty burger added)

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‘Freaky’ Friday

Sex life not terrifying enough for you? Well, there’s this. Spotted in the window of Sin Cherry on Mission Street.

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Mission startup wants to disrupt your sex toys

Noting that “sex is becoming more and more mainstream,” a Mission-based hardware startup has plans to revolutionize the sex toy industry – or so it seems from this unusual Craigslist ad. For a mere $25,000, the ad says, you can invest in a “human sexuality” product that not only “challenges the existing toy market,” but could soon […]

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Dildon’t!

Bag of dicks on the sidewalk tonight near 16th and Mission streets.

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