Tibia ISO fibula

Oh look, a bone as big as my foot left randomly in the street.

What you call trash …

Hipster garbage.

Yellow fellow

Pastel yellow. For Spring!

She leads the tartlettes

Lead tart, as in #1 harlot? Or poisonous pastry?

This parking spot should be free

A parking meter named Jesus.

Something smells fishy

This is terribly embarrassing.

Wheep eet, wheep eet reel goode

Nothing says high class like whip-its on the corner of 18th and Mission. Bonus: They’re European.

Compost on the go

Spotted this lady the other day with a mattress tied to a compost bin, wheeling it down the middle of the street.

Only 1.00.$!

Yippie! It’s stawerri season.

Didn’t need the stupid thing anyway …

Go ahead Capp Street. Make yourself comfortable.