Formerly Jimmy Pinell

Yogi of Capp Street? NO-maste.

Capp Street showdown

Jerardo versus Randy. Who wins?

Cantaloupe? More like, ‘can’t find any’

So much for my dream of getting rich off of cantaloupes. By the time I arrived, they were all gone.

Rapture-ade, anyone?

I’m beginning to doubt the limepocalypse.

I see what you did there

I’d like a capp of cawfee.

Pony down

“Nasty,” one of the less popular My Little Ponies.

Stretch, but please don’t break

Yes, this is exactly what you think it is. Why did this happen? No idea.

None of that white crap!

I SAID BROWN RICE!

‘3 Down, 4 to Go’

Can’t think of a more fitting album to find on a street known for hookers.

Let’s be clear about something

The celery and bell pepper I get. But what’s the bell pepper’s role in all of this?