A true room with a view

FOR LEASE: Ground floor office space in prime Mission District location. Great for startups.

Gettin’ down, dirty, and lubricated

And much fun was had by someone at Alioto mini park.

Band-aid solution

I’m no expert, but this seems like a pretty piss-poor street repair job to me.

Hey lady, what’s in the box?

As of about 10:45 this morning, a woman in short shorts was hiding under this box.

Wayward pepper found in vegetative state

Bell pepper gone rogue, 20th and San Carlos.

Insanity Vanity

Isn’t it time you got with the ____?

How many lawyers does it take?

Weekend discovery on Capp Street: The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever. I’ve added two of the jokes all but guaranteed to make you popular at parties.

Berri good!

The store that sells “stawerris” also has these lovely blak berris.

Flossphiles?

Is there a fetish that involves people who like to floss publicly?

Wreath insists, remains on truck grill

No longer the holidays, but you can’t bear months away from your car wreath? Consider the St. Patrick’s Day/Easter wreath.