Lowering the bar

Even Capp Street has a whiskey bar now.

Fish out of water

Via chucksnpinups who says:

my view walking down capp st.

Save water—drink pee!

Once again, someone thought their pee was so special that they bottled it.

Chewing gum wanted

Via lurkskatesf who says:

obey meth.

Hardy night of drinking does this plant in

Huh … I had always heard succulents weren’t big drinkers.

Excuses like this are for the birds

Goose, cooked.

Born and bread

Sourdough loafing.

Pork whore

Things have really gone downhill for Miss Piggy.

Wayward pipe is flush with personality

Capp Street is already a toilet so …

Emo mattress gets all emo

Their love was for the long haul. Their mattress was not.