Produce on the loose

Add some croutons and I’ve almost got a salad bar.

Fortune brought to you by mom

Nice try, but I’m not eating creamed spinach.

A shit job

Somebody’s got to do it?

Evict Google

Newsworthy graffiti spotted last night on Folsom.

Capp Street tree care 101

Our trees are very, very fragile.

Recycling tips and tricks: What the trash company won’t tell you

Sure, that’s recyclable.

Spud sadness

The lonely life of a single potato.

Just how do these crosswalk instructions work?

Plastic ray gun, work glove and one incredibly bizarre note that was left tied to crosswalk button at 16th and Capp Street this weekend. Some excerpts:

  • Hooker Willy Wonker
  • Gut dirt remover
  • Suck it out
  • Blows to overnight stay or a hit crumbles

Remnants of a shooting

Shooting Saturday night on the corner of 18th and Capp Street. Haven’t seen any news on it.

We did not plan this

Omg, we match! Did not plan this.