Finally, the captain of your own ship

Capp Street yacht club.

Summer lovin’

Two of these spotted separately in the Mission over the 4th of July weekend. ‘Merica!

Gonna just stache this here

What Lyft mustaches do with their time off.

Watch out for the fuzz

It’s a baby tumble weave.

Chair doesn’t care

Seriously, chair! Why don’t you go fix yourself up or something.

Girly garbage

Lady trash on Capp Street vs. lady trash in the Financial District

Crapper creeper

The most horrifying thing ever to appear on Capp Street.

No thank you note

Suck My Big Toe and Piss Puddle (author unknown)

Keep hoods yours

Not so easy these days.

When garbage cans throw up

BLEEEEAAAACCCHHH.