Not a u-lock, a loo-lock

Because you can’t have someone running off with your toilet and selling it on Craigslist.

Blue in the face

Oh, hello.

These bagels are everything

Found in my flowerbed this morning.

A thoughtful dummy

Creepy mannequin head considers his future on Mission Street.

A lightbulb went off, obviously

Ramblings about anal sex for crystal meth written on a note pad for “great ideas …”

The day of the Snokists

The Snokists are coming!

Wax on

The best place in the city to take your hairy children.

Love knows no limits, but maybe it should

Stalker with stencil?

Ode to Cuba

I think we all dream of the day when someone sings our praises on the front of a utility box.

Rental luxury awaits you

Just listed: Hip Mission location with pool!