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Berri good!

The store that sells “stawerris” also has these lovely blak berris.

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Flossphiles?

Is there a fetish that involves people who like to floss publicly?

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Wreath insists, remains on truck grill

No longer the holidays, but you can’t bear months away from your car wreath? Consider the St. Patrick’s Day/Easter wreath.

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Tibia ISO fibula

Oh look, a bone as big as my foot left randomly in the street.

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What you call trash …

Hipster garbage.

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Yellow fellow

Pastel yellow. For Spring!

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She leads the tartlettes

Lead tart, as in #1 harlot? Or poisonous pastry?

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This parking spot should be free

A parking meter named Jesus.

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Something smells fishy

This is terribly embarrassing.

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Wheep eet, wheep eet reel goode

Nothing says high class like whip-its on the corner of 18th and Mission. Bonus: They’re European.

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