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They come in all colors

A black condom, for when you want to be stealthy?

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For all your ‘haulinig’ needs

They’ll get rid of ANYTHINIG and EVERYTHINIG.

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Fortune brought to you by mom

Nice try, but I’m not eating creamed spinach.

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A shit job

Somebody’s got to do it?

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Capp Street tree care 101

Our trees are very, very fragile.

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Save water—drink pee!

Once again, someone thought their pee was so special that they bottled it.

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Chewing gum wanted

Via lurkskatesf who says: obey meth.

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Hardy night of drinking does this plant in

Huh … I had always heard succulents weren’t big drinkers.

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Excuses like this are for the birds

Goose, cooked.

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Born and bread

Sourdough loafing.

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