Author: cappstreetcrap

Gettin’ down, dirty, and lubricated

And much fun was had by someone at Alioto mini park.

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Band-aid solution

I’m no expert, but this seems like a pretty piss-poor street repair job to me.

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Hey lady, what’s in the box?

As of about 10:45 this morning, a woman in short shorts was hiding under this box.

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Wayward pepper found in vegetative state

Bell pepper gone rogue, 20th and San Carlos.

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Insanity Vanity

Isn’t it time you got with the ____?

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How many lawyers does it take?

Weekend discovery on Capp Street: The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever. I’ve added two of the jokes all but guaranteed to make you popular at parties.

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Berri good!

The store that sells “stawerris” also has these lovely blak berris.

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Flossphiles?

Is there a fetish that involves people who like to floss publicly?

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Wreath insists, remains on truck grill

No longer the holidays, but you can’t bear months away from your car wreath? Consider the St. Patrick’s Day/Easter wreath.

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Tibia ISO fibula

Oh look, a bone as big as my foot left randomly in the street.

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