The best bad Yelp reviews of the Mission, 2006 to present

Seriously, what are you doing here? RUN, PEOPLE. RUN!

How about them apples?

Never going back to ‘this district’

Mission ‘Death Wish’

My dad might get peed on, but the burritos are damn good

The Mission is over

I’m over the Mission

Revised review: Smelling fear, not urine