Important driveway conversation

These two men have inexplicably parked themselves in our driveway with a cooler of beer. Last I heard of their conversation, one guy was trying to explain the concept of original sin to the other.

Does itwerk for you?

This didn’t twerk on me. (spotted in September 2013)

Warm and fuzzy

A wig and a soiled mattress. Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn’t it?

Double the hype?

Double the hype? TOO MUCH!

Celery

I’m just a lonely stalk of celery hanging out on Capp Street.

Two weeks

Mark my words, it will be over in two weeks.

You’re not serious?

Oh my god, you’ve got to be kidding.

Your own damn cone

Get your own damn cone!